1. Who was the Historical Jesus Christ?

Who was the historical Jesus and why does he matter? The controversy surrounding the existence of a historical person who founded the Christian movement has been raging for centuries – in fact much longer. This article is a very...

2. About Us

(Mission Statement) Holy Blasphemy is committed to embracing the entirety of the living experience, appreciating the noble humanity of all people, and respecting each individual’s personal relationship with divinity. Blasphemy is the...

3. Free Book!

Curious about the historical Jesus? Interested in history? Download this free book now! I’ve decided to give away my 2006 book, “Dead Little Fish: The Accidental History of Jesus Christ”. Over 200 pages of historical...

4. Satan is a Cookie

Satan (aka Lucifer/the Devil) is a fascinating literary character whose evolution sheds light into the shift of values that took place with the rise of Christianity. Original ‘Satanic’ characters are surprisingly the heroes and...

5. How can Blasphemy be Holy?

Our idea of God comes from St. Anselm: God is the highest thought that can be thought. If there is a God, and he lives up to all of our expectations of him, (and he must, or else he is not God), then he would not be so petty as to become...

Everyone Draw Muhammad – Satan’s...

(SATAN’S JOURNAL) Dude, where have I been? I only now somehow stumbled upon this whole ‘everybody draw Muhammad thing.’ I mean, of course I’m aware of the situation....

Is the iPhone Satanic? Read Satan’s Review...

Is the iPhone Satanic? Read Satan’s Review of the iPhone.
(Satan’s Journal). ROFL. You guys sure missed the boat on this one – usually the crackhead religious nuts are the first ones to point the finger at technological advancements and claim...

What does God think of the iPhone? Read...

What does God think of the iPhone? Read God’s iPhone review before you buy.
(GOD’S BLOG). Ok everybody, listen up. I know you want an iphone. Heck – I even want an iphone. What’s not to like? They’re fantastic little gizmos; they’re fun to play...

Greeks are stupid: ethical responsibility of the...

(Satan’s Journal) You may think its strange for me, Satan, to be writing about ‘ethical responsibility.’ You probably think ethics and responsibility are good, holy, sanctified,...

Noah’s Ark Found on Ararat

Noah’s Ark Found on Ararat
Hurrah. After years of searching for it – in exactly the place that it is supposed to be – the evangelical search team named “Noah’s Ark Ministries International,” a...

Is God a racist? If Jesus is historical –...

‘Stuart’ wrote asking me about something I’d said on my about page: “I was reading your “about” page, and wondered how you came to the conclusion that if Jesus...

Clash of Titans Review – “Nearly...

I’ve been excited to see 2010’s Clash of the Titans since the previews came out last year. War on the Gods despite great odds? Defiance as a principle and free right? Greek mythology?...

Jesus is Sexy: Jesus’ REAL face from Turin...

SATAN’S JOURNAL Yahoo News reported today that a ’scientist’ had discovered what Jesus really looked like, based on a reconstruction from the Turin Shroud, which is claimed to have...

Euthanasia for pets – is it right to put...

GOD’S BLOG. I have one particular favorite kitty. She’s a mean, black street cat – full of energy, zesty and fun. She’s about 3 years old, has a hernia and is dying. Although...

Christians can’t teach literature

This is a little pet peeve; sorry it won’t be a well researched, carefully executed argument or article. It is just something that popped into my head. Many, many English literature teachers –...

Jesus and Gilgamesh Similarities

As was pointed out earlier, the epic of Gilgamesh is not only one of the oldest recorded stories known to man, but it was also familiar to Israel and may have been rewritten into the Old Testament. It should...

Jesus and Pythagoras Similarities

Pythagoras is one of the most intriguing and mysterious figures in ancient history. Although today known only by his mathmatical legacy, he was much more than a philosopher or mathematician – he was also the...

Jesus and Osiris, Horus and Isis...

Osiris, Horus and Isis were three Egyptian gods that became increasingly popular in Greece and Rome; they formed a ‘holy family’ of sorts; Osiris was the father of Horus and the brother/Husband of...

Doesn’t God Deserve a Christmas...

-God’s Blog- Today I woke up and had a brilliant mocha and pastry. It was so delicious. Then I spent the afternoon in my recliner. I stormed up a misty, wet sky. I caused the leaves to reflect the muted...

What is Christmas?

-Satan’s Journal- Hi – Satan here. It’s been a while. I was kind of busy with little trivial stuff, work etc. Christmas came and went. I’ll bet a lot of you think I hate Christmas....

The tomb of Jesus Christ found!

I’m willing to bet that archaeologists will soon find the tomb of Jesus Christ. We’ve already had some close calls; the family tomb that included a Mary and Joseph; the tomb of the ‘brother...

Orpheus and Jesus Similarities

Orpheus was regarded in antiquity as the founder of mystery-religions; the first to reveal to men the meaning of rites of initiation (W.K.C. Guthrie). His father was Apollo (or Oeagrus, a Thracian river god)...

Jesus and Ascelpius Similarities

“The correspondence between Christianity and the other mystery religions of antiquity are perhaps more startling than the differences. Orpheus and Christ share attributes in the early centuries of our era;...
Everyone Draw Muhammad – Satan’s Commentary