(God’s Blog) I woke up with the sniffles so I spent the morning causing thunder and lightning storms (thunder is the sound I make when I sneeze). Anyway, if you read my blog you know I’ve been pretty busy lately,
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God offers stern warning against cute religious Halloween costumes for kids
GOD’S BLOG. Contrary to popular belief – I like Halloween. No, you won’t go to Hell for dressing up as something else, having a party or going around asking for candy. Now if your Halloween routine includes acts of vandalism,
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What does God think of the iPhone? Read God’s iPhone review before you buy.
(GOD’S BLOG). Ok everybody, listen up. I know you want an iphone. Heck – I even want an iphone. What’s not to like? They’re fantastic little gizmos; they’re fun to play with, pretty to look at, and can do just
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Euthanasia for pets – is it right to put your pet to sleep?
GOD’S BLOG. I have one particular favorite kitty. She’s a mean, black street cat – full of energy, zesty and fun. She’s about 3 years old, has a hernia and is dying. Although I can afford the surgery, I’ve decided
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Doesn’t God Deserve a Christmas gift?
-God’s Blog- Today I woke up and had a brilliant mocha and pastry. It was so delicious. Then I spent the afternoon in my recliner. I stormed up a misty, wet sky. I caused the leaves to reflect the muted
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To Write Love on Her Arms, A Rebuttal
(God’s blog) If you’ve read the recent post on this blog in Satan’s Journal about To Write Love on Her Arms, I hope you’ll have a chance to see this post as well. You see, basically, Satan is a selfish
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Christian Contemporary Art
(God’s Blog) I just read Satan’s Journal about Jesus and contemporary art – what a load of bull! It’s obvious he just woke up on the wrong side of the bed; his grumpiness pervades the whole account. The truth is,
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What’s the meaning of life?
(God’s blog) I (inhabiting the body of the data processor I sometimes borrow to post this blog) went out tonight for sushi with a depressed friend. She’s been single for awhile, and was complaining about being a little chubby; she’s
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Which religion is right?
(God’s Blog) Since I started blogging, I’ve gotten a lot of email demanding answers to life’s greatest questions. Now normally, all that stuff gets filtered to junk mail. I mean – who do these people think they are? Did they
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I don’t like Parmesan Cheese
(God’s Blog) There’s a little Italian restaurant I like to drop in on that makes a fantastic salmon pasta; its one of my favorites. I went there today for lunch – I probably go about once a week, so they
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