(Satan’s Journal) First of all, who am I and why should you listen to me? I’m the Devil, Lucifer, the Prince of Darkness, etc. Don’t let that scare you – almost nothing you know about me is true. You see,
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Satan’s New Year Resolutions: The Devil’s Tips on How to Make and Keep a New Year’s Resolution
Satan’s Journal. If you’re anything like most people, you ate too much during the holidays and now you’re feeling determined to lose weight for your New Year’s Resolution; or else you promise yourself you’ll be a better person this year
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9 Evil and Scary Halloween Costumes 2010 – Satan’s Picks
SATAN’S JOURNAL. I love Halloween! It’s crazy, in the whole, ‘good/evil’ dichotomy of Christianity, I’m usually painted as the bad guy, and people generally try to avoid me. (Well, actually they try to avoid having any kind of fun, excitement
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Everyone Draw Muhammad – Satan’s Commentary
(SATAN’S JOURNAL) Dude, where have I been? I only now somehow stumbled upon this whole ‘everybody draw Muhammad thing.’ I mean, of course I’m aware of the situation. Newspapers drawing the prophet, then fundamentalists demanding an apology; Southpark’s spoofs (is
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Is the iPhone Satanic? Read Satan’s Review of the iPhone.
(Satan’s Journal). ROFL. You guys sure missed the boat on this one – usually the crackhead religious nuts are the first ones to point the finger at technological advancements and claim that I inspired them. But I checked, and there
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Greeks are stupid: ethical responsibility of the Greek riot, bailout and economy
(Satan’s Journal) You may think its strange for me, Satan, to be writing about ‘ethical responsibility.’ You probably think ethics and responsibility are good, holy, sanctified, godly things, and that simple pleasures, frolicking sexual activity and self-pleasing activity is more
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Jesus is Sexy: Jesus’ REAL face from Turin Shroud
SATAN’S JOURNAL Yahoo News reported today that a ‘scientist’ had discovered what Jesus really looked like, based on a reconstruction from the Turin Shroud, which is claimed to have been Jesus’ burial shroud: http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?cl=18909377 Give me a freaking break. First
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Paganism in Christmas history: Symbols and rituals
-Satan’s Journal- Hi – Satan here. It’s been a while. I was kind of busy with little trivial stuff, work etc. Christmas came and went. I’ll bet a lot of you think I hate Christmas. Jesus Christ is born, he
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To Write Love On Her Arms = Waste Of Ink
(Satan’s Journal). I know I’m going to get lampooned for being cynical of such a harmless, friendly movement like the “To write love on her arms day”, but something about this movement makes me cringe. So I’m going to allow
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Jesus and contemporary art
(Satan’s Journal) Today I stopped in at a contemporary surrealist artist’s exhibition. (See his works at www.derekmurphyart.com). His work is all about ‘breaking established paradigms’ and ‘creating space by stopping ideological patterns’ or some rubbish like that. Mostly, his work
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Lose Weight and Save Your Soul: The Christian Diet
(Satan’s Journal) I decided to take advantage of this special deal (save your soul for $19.95) to try out an experiment. For the next week, I’m going to eat only Holy Communion, 24/7. I’ve been meaning to do this for
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Religion and America’s Founding Fathers
(Satan’s Journal) There’s a funny argument going on about the right to teach ‘a biblical worldview’ in Texas schools in conjunction with American history: http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/metropolitan/6640410.html. “You can’t properly tell American history unless you teach the biblical motivations of the people
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