It’s 7:38 in the morning. I stayed up late watching “Jeff Who Lives at Home”, which completely surprised me. It starts of with a douchy character talking about Mel Gibson’s “Signs” movie (Jason Jordan Segel). He’s a 30 year old pot-smoking loser who lives at home and has no job. I thought the film was making fun of him.
The movie begins with his mom demanding he get off the damn couch, pick up some wood glue and fix the broken window blinds. (A huge task for him).
He gets involved in his brother’s messy marriage (his wife is about to cheat on him) and tries to follow “Synchronicities” or little signs of coincidence to know what he’s supposed to do next. If you’re familiar with “The Secret” or any New Age literature, this is pretty common stuff. Remarkably, some of his gut feelings (jumping on a van because the name “Kevin” is on it) actually start working out.
By the end of the movie, after it seems like nothing has happened, he suddenly finds himself at the right place at the right time – he helps a city councilman and his two daughters escape from a sinking car. Then his brother jumps … Read More »
If you could meet God, what would you ask?
This is the basic premise of the 2012 movie Prometheus. Although as entertainment, the movie is weak (for being self-conscious, repetitive, and trying to be deeper than it is) as a theologian and religious researcher, I enjoyed it.
There’s a ton of references to religion and mythology, including of course the title. Since my PhD Thesis focuses mainly on the figure of Prometheus and rebellion against gods in general, I’ve got a lot to say on the topic.
The protagonist Elizabeth Shaw (Noomi Rapace) represents Faith. Her faith in God and the cross she wears = faith that we were created deliberately, for a purpose; that life has meaning; that we have value, that we are worth something.
The scientists want to find humanity’s creators and ask them, “What did you make us for?”
The Robot, David (Michael Fassbender), who offers a powerful foil to the plot, retorts:
“Why did you make me?”
And the male scientist Charlie Holloway (Logan Marshall-Green) answers:
“Because we could.”
“Imagine how disappointing it would be to hear that.” David replies.
The protagonists struggle to understand herself, and her faith, amidst a cruel and violent world is the same question that Christianity continues to struggle with: … Read More »
I stopped watching Falling Skies before I made it to the end of Season One, but I thought I’d give it another shot and watch the Season Two premiere.
There are issues I’m interested in. Take this conversation between the protagonist and the leader of the aliens:
ALIEN: This was never a negotiation.
That’s why we’ll never stop fighting you.
ALIEN: We have no patience for empty bravado.
So those are our alternatives: live as prisoners or die?
ALIEN: Why would you expect better than us than you do for yourselves?
Because I look around this ship, at the technology that brought you from another world, and I want to believe, that only an advanced species could achieve so much.
The interesting thing is that this is a pretty common mistaken belief: the idea that advances in technology leads to higher standards of morality. This was the goal of rationalism and the industrial revolution – but instead we learned that technological progress, just when it should have solved all of mankind’s problems, instead led to the First and Second World Wars, and introduced mankind to more pain and suffering than it had ever known.
Modernism is pretty much a reaction to the bitter disappointment and the lesson that life … Read More »
The original Snow White myth is already full of esoteric, hermetic symbolism; written to preserve alchemical wisdom during times of persecution. So they could have left the story alone when making the 2012 movie Snow White and the Huntsman.
Instead, somebody in Hollywood decided to stuff so full of overt, deliberate and obvious Christian symbolism that I feel like I’ve just suffered through a two hour sermon with flashy special effects.
I knew something was off in the beginning of the movie, when Snow White (Kristen Stewart) says the full Lord’s Prayer while locked away in her prison.
The evil queen (Charlize Theron) has taken over the kingdom after seducing her father, and turned the whole land to death and suffering (exactly like the first Narnia movie). She’s a witch, of course, and besides worshiping an idol (a big shiny mirror), she’s also obsessed with her looks (the sin of pride).
What she’s after is Snow White’s heart.
But Snow White escapes through the woods and ends up in a magical, always-spring meadow with 7 dwarves and a handsome hunstman (Chris Hemsworth).
That’s when things get really weird. Suddenly all the animals and fairies gather and lead Snow White towards the sunrise, and a giant tree … Read More »
Maybe you’ve seen the news clip about 19 year old Junior Garcia walking to D.C. with a big cross on his back. As someone who once did big things to prove my faith in Jesus, I can totally understand where the kid is coming from; but there’s a number of big problems with this story, starting with:
1) Who Benefits?
Junior is inspired by God (so he says.) But what does God hope to prove by this blatant media-grab? If he has the power to influence and inspire people to do good things, why not inspire world leaders to stop nuclear weapons trading, or fix health care / economic issues, or start recycling. Something big, something major. Of all the important people in the world, why does God focus on a few random unknowns who do things that have no measurable impact (apart from a brief 15minutes of novelty fame?)
Garcia is walking for the “Speed the Light” campaign, which (I believe) has pledged $35,000 for a vehicle for missionaries in Mexico. So he’s not really doing it for free or to test his faith or his relationship with Jesus. He’s also doing it for $$$ (which is very practical). But $35,000 for … Read More »
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Jack the Giant Killer, a re-telling of European myth and folklore, starring Nicholas Hoult, Stanley Tucci and Ewan McGregor, is coming out summer 2012! Although you probably know the story by heart, I’ll bet you didn’t know it’s biblical roots. Read on to learn where the story really comes from!
History of Jack and the Beanstalk:
The earliest printed edition which has survived is the 1807 book The History of Jack and the Bean Stalk, printed by Benjamin Tabart, although the story was already in existence sometime before this, as a burlesque of the story entitled The Story of Jack Spriggins and the Enchanted Bean was included in the 1734 second edition of Round About Our Coal-Fire. But where does the story really come from?
The beanstalk is reminiscent of the ancient Northern European belief in a world tree connecting Earth to heaven. But dig deeper, and we discover that the biblical tale of Jonah closes rather abruptly with the hero resting under a fast growing gourd, Hebrew קיקיון (qiyqayown), the only time in Scripture so mentioned.
While scholars place the historical events in the 8th century BCE they were not recorded by Hebrew scribes until some centuries later. Aha, now things get really … Read More »