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What is Christmas?

-Satan’s Journal-
Hi – Satan here. It’s been a while. I was kind of busy with little trivial stuff, work etc. Christmas came and went. I’ll bet a lot of you think I hate Christmas. Jesus Christ is born, he will later conquer me and restore righteousness, blah blah blah. No, Christmas to me is just [...]

To Write Love On Her Arms = Waste Of Ink

To Write Love On Her Arms = Waste Of Ink

(Satan’s Journal).
I know I’m going to get lampooned for being cynical of such a harmless, friendly movement like the “To write love on her arms day”, but something about this movement makes me cringe. So I’m going to allow myself to be expressed. To be clear – I am not specifically critical of the original [...]

Jesus and contemporary art

Jesus and contemporary art

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Today I stopped in at a contemporary surrealist artist’s exhibition. (See his works at www.derekmurphyart.com). His work is all about ‘breaking established paradigms’ and ‘creating space by stopping ideological patterns’ or some rubbish like that. Mostly, his work just makes me chuckle and I like to watch those with more sensitive disposition look uncomfortable [...]

Lose Weight and Save Your Soul: The Christian Diet

Lose Weight and Save Your Soul: The Christian Diet

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I decided to take advantage of this special deal (save your soul for $19.95) to try out an experiment. For the next week, I’m going to eat only Holy Communion, 24/7.
I’ve been meaning to do this for awhile – the reason I haven’t is that communion needs to be sanctified by a priest, and [...]

Religion and America’s Founding Fathers

Religion and America’s Founding Fathers

(Satan’s Journal)
There’s a funny argument going on about the right to teach ‘a biblical worldview’ in Texas schools in conjunction with American history: http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/metropolitan/6640410.html.
“You can’t properly tell American history unless you teach the biblical
motivations of the people who discovered the country, like Christopher
Columbus; the people that settled it, like the Pilgrims and Puritans;
the people who [...]

God is responsible for 9-11

God is responsible for 9-11

(Satan’s Journal)
O.M.F.G. I just came across yet another website with a picture of the twin trade towers coming down and a blurry, ghostlike face (probably digitally enhanced) in the billowing smoke. Why in God’s name does everybody blame me for the 9-11 terrorist attacks? Are you on crack? Are you mentally retarded? I mean I’m [...]