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Dude, where have I been? I only now somehow stumbled upon this whole ‘everybody draw Muhammad thing.’ I mean, of course I’m aware of the situation. Newspapers drawing the prophet, then fundamentalists demanding an apology; Southpark’s spoofs (is this ok? Putting him inside a van, etc.)
But I just found the blog “Everyone Draw Mohammed” [...]

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ROFL. You guys sure missed the boat on this one – usually the crackhead religious nuts are the first ones to point the finger at technological advancements and claim that I inspired them. But I checked, and there are virtually no articles about the iPhone being Satanic, which is amazing if you think about [...]

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You may think its strange for me, Satan, to be writing about ‘ethical responsibility.’ You probably think ethics and responsibility are good, holy, sanctified, godly things, and that simple pleasures, frolicking sexual activity and self-pleasing activity is more my thing. You’ve got it all wrong. Yes, I believe you can and should do whatever [...]

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Yahoo News reported today that a ’scientist’ had discovered what Jesus really looked like, based on a reconstruction from the Turin Shroud, which is claimed to have been Jesus’ burial shroud:
http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?cl=18909377
Give me a freaking break. First of all – believing that the Turin Shroud has anything to do with Jesus takes more faith than [...]

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Hi – Satan here. It’s been a while. I was kind of busy with little trivial stuff, work etc. Christmas came and went. I’ll bet a lot of you think I hate Christmas. Jesus Christ is born, he will later conquer me and restore righteousness, blah blah blah. No, Christmas to me is just [...]

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I know I’m going to get lampooned for being cynical of such a harmless, friendly movement like the “To write love on her arms day”, but something about this movement makes me cringe. So I’m going to allow myself to be expressed. To be clear – I am not specifically critical of the original [...]

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Today I stopped in at a contemporary surrealist artist’s exhibition. (See his works at www.derekmurphyart.com). His work is all about ‘breaking established paradigms’ and ‘creating space by stopping ideological patterns’ or some rubbish like that. Mostly, his work just makes me chuckle and I like to watch those with more sensitive disposition look uncomfortable [...]

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I decided to take advantage of this special deal (save your soul for $19.95) to try out an experiment. For the next week, I’m going to eat only Holy Communion, 24/7.
I’ve been meaning to do this for awhile – the reason I haven’t is that communion needs to be sanctified by a priest, and [...]

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There’s a funny argument going on about the right to teach ‘a biblical worldview’ in Texas schools in conjunction with American history: http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/metropolitan/6640410.html.
“You can’t properly tell American history unless you teach the biblical
motivations of the people who discovered the country, like Christopher
Columbus; the people that settled it, like the Pilgrims and Puritans;
the people who [...]

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O.M.F.G. I just came across yet another website with a picture of the twin trade towers coming down and a blurry, ghostlike face (probably digitally enhanced) in the billowing smoke. Why in God’s name does everybody blame me for the 9-11 terrorist attacks? Are you on crack? Are you mentally retarded? I mean I’m [...]