The New 10 Commandments: Satan’s Tips on How to Be a Good Person (Or “God, the Internet Marketer”)

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(Satan's Journal) First of all, who am I and why should you listen to me? I'm the Devil, Lucifer, the Prince of Darkness, etc. Don't let that scare you - almost nothing you know about me is true. You see, unlike God, I care about what happens to you, to humanity as a race, and to the planet earth. God on the other hand is like an internet marketer who launched a program 10 years ago ...