…Are you worried about what happens after death?
…Would you like to spend eternity in Paradise instead of burning in the fires of Hell?
…Do you currently have access to a credit card?
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The Body of Christ (TM) is a miraculous [...]

I found this incredible list of proofs for God on Facebook, posted by Andre Lessard (University of Ottawa). I can’t imagine the amount of hours that went into it. Read and enjoy!
Favorite ridiculous reasons people say god is real

TRANSCENDENTAL ARGUMENT, a.k.a. PRESUPPOSITIONALIST (I)
(1) If reason exists then God exists.
(2) Reason exists.
(3) Therefore, God exists.
COSMOLOGICAL [...]