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Is the iPhone Satanic? Read Satan’s Review of the iPhone.

Is the iPhone Satanic? Read Satan’s Review of the iPhone.

(Satan’s Journal).
ROFL. You guys sure missed the boat on this one – usually the crackhead religious nuts are the first ones to point the finger at technological advancements and claim that I inspired them. But I checked, and there are virtually no articles about the iPhone being Satanic, which is amazing if you think about [...]

What does God think of the iPhone? Read God’s iPhone review before you buy.

What does God think of the iPhone? Read God’s iPhone review before you buy.

(GOD’S BLOG).
Ok everybody, listen up. I know you want an iphone. Heck – I even want an iphone. What’s not to like? They’re fantastic little gizmos; they’re fun to play with, pretty to look at, and can do just about ANYTHING. Nevertheless, I’ve decided to put a ban on them. While I won’t say “buy [...]