SATAN’S JOURNAL. I love Halloween! It’s crazy, in the whole, ‘good/evil’ dichotomy of Christianity, I’m usually painted as the bad guy, and people generally try to avoid me. (Well, actually they try to avoid having any kind of fun, excitement or pleasure in their lives because they think God doesn’t like that kind of stuff). Anyway, Halloween is literally a get out of jail card for me. Not only do I get to run around being evil and selfish – I’m really not like that at all but it’s fun to make believe – everybody is out doing it with me! It’s awesome.
But, as always, before we party we have to think of some great halloween costumes. No, I’m not going to tell you about any kids’ halloween costumes. Screw the kids. Halloween is an adult event that the kids broke into by being helpless and adorable. Halloween should be about drugs and sex in dark corners. Or at least letting your hair down. Halloween is like being invisible. You can be whoever you want, do whatever you want. Enjoy it!
But first, a few things you shouldn’t be on Halloween.
1) Don’t be me. I mean it; this is my chance to get out and forget I’m spending eternity locked in a cave for a stupid misunderstanding a long time ago. Then I go out and see tons of people wearing ugly, offensive costumes that are supposed to look like me, with red horns, tail, etc. Knock that shit off.
2) Don’t be something religious, like an angel – unless you’re poking fun at the big guy… but still most costumes like nuns/priests etc. are just kind of weird and out of place on Halloween; why drag your funked up emotions towards religion into this totally secular holiday? There’s one religious costume that I’m OK with: that’s Jesus or any of the other martyrs getting their flesh torn off, or crucified, etc. I like it because it’s gory, it’s disgusting, it’s gruesome. It’s even a little blasphemous. Make sure to make it look realistic and horrible; people will be offended and feel uncomfortable around you.
Anyhow, I’ve put together this list of 9 awesome evil and scary adult halloween costumes for 2010.
1) Zombie with his flesh rotting off to the bones. Yuck.
2. This mask is sick and wrong. I like it.
3. Go headless with this DIY costume.
4. Women, you don’t realize it, but you are fucking scary just the way you are. Put on some dirty/ghostly make up, a serious face, and glare at people. They will shit their pants.
5. I wouldn’t let this little bastard into Hell.
6. Scaaaarry.
7. Yup, clowns are still scary this year.
8. Meet my dentist.
9. yuck
October 14, 2010
Nice. Meet my dentist looks nice. I like to wear one like this and take a pic and put on facebook. haha.
October 28, 2010
Honestly, I am voiceless. The Shawshank Redemption is remarkable. I’am not too old movie fan, in point of fact, this film came out the same yearI was born, and consequently I’am more used to films with astounding special effects, edge-of-your-seat action, et cetera. This film has zero of that, and however, it close to me . The way Frank Darabont uses the tale of Red to drive on the story, the excellent the music utilized (note the mouth harp used merely earlier Red receiving the letter close to the end). The entire film, from beginning to end, from actions to music, is a beacon of desire, assessment, and repurchase. The cast is perfect, Morgan Freeman(Red) in reality brings about a refreshing feel to the tale, and that’s precisely what the movie is, what a film should be. Highly recommended for each and everyone.
October 31, 2010
Ummm….. I also love Shawshank. But what the hell is this comment doing here, on this blog post?
March 21, 2011
Halloween is a highly celebrated time of the year, where people come together dressed in costumes and playing trick or treat. I like the scary costumes the most in Halloweens. So i have decided to wear a scary costume this year, Please suggest me some idea.
June 18, 2014
Where can I buy number 9