...Are you worried about what happens after death? ...Would you like to spend eternity in Paradise instead of burning in the fires of Hell? ...Do you currently have access to a credit card? If you answered YES to the questions above, you qualify for a very special deal! The Body of Christ (TM) is a miraculous product with a proven track record. Based on almost 2,000 years of research and theological development, it is the oldest ...
If you're interested in religious mythology, astrological symbolism, or supernatural folklore, grab my book Gods of Myth and Man. You can go buy it on Amazon.