According to a new facebook test called "What does Jesus Think of You?", which has 6 short and hardly related questions, Jesus thinks I'm a Sanctimonious Prick. Moreover, He's tired of your shit. Nobody thinks you're different, or interesting, or cool. Certainly not the Saviour of all Men. Jesus wants you to quit being such a tool. Frankly, I think that's awesome on many levels. There is a natural conflict between somebody who loves you so much ...
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