Is the iPhone Satanic? Read Satan’s Review of the iPhone.

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(Satan's Journal). ROFL. You guys sure missed the boat on this one - usually the crackhead religious nuts are the first ones to point the finger at technological advancements and claim that I inspired them. But I checked, and there are virtually no articles about the iPhone being Satanic, which is amazing if you think about it. They always say crap like "Satan's greatest trick was convincing you he doesn't exist" - then comes along a ...

What does God think of the iPhone? Read God’s iPhone review before you buy.

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(GOD'S BLOG). Ok everybody, listen up. I know you want an iphone. Heck - I even want an iphone. What's not to like? They're fantastic little gizmos; they're fun to play with, pretty to look at, and can do just about ANYTHING. Nevertheless, I've decided to put a ban on them. While I won't say "buy an iphone and go straight to hell" I will say that having 'iphone user' on your application for permanent residency ...